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Right. So my parents own a beach house in Fort Bragg, CA, and they rent it out and it has a guest book. And I'm being rushed, but this is an actual bizarro entry in the guest book. You should read it because it's hilarious.

Day 1 Entry 1

Arrived to forget the past and start a new beginning. Bonny Jean and I are hopefully starting an old life anew again. What a wonderful feeling it is to fall in love with the woman you used to love. Bonny Jean is the mother of my child and the future of my life. I can't tell you how wonderful this feels. This is the perfect beginning to a new day.

Day 2 Entry 2

We had a terrific evening, dinner laughs and fun. Woke up to a scene from heaven. Who needs a counselor? When you can invest $ in CLASS A STOCK "LOVE". If you buy early long term dividends are inevitable. Bonny Jean and I are having so much fun. I love her smile and that look in her eyes. Off to town to make more memories.

Day 3 Entry 3

Have lost all power for almost 24 hours. Lucky Bonny Jean brought candles for illumination, the world is so dark w/o light. Making the best, no water, a shower would be nice. Hopefully tomorrow will bring hot water and music.

Day 4 Entry 4

It's 11:30 and we are late for check-out. Considering squatting until ejection notice arrives. We had a great stay, look forward to sharing w/ friends sometime in the future.

If you have not seen the "PANORAMAS" book by Richard Gingras pick it up and take a look. You will find a great idea to chronicle your lives events.

Thanks again,

[illegible -- Randy?] and Bonny Jean

Date: 2003-08-18 06:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] keep-fishin.livejournal.com
Hahaha, WTF?

Date: 2003-08-18 09:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] penguin-nazi.livejournal.com
How amusing!

Date: 2003-08-18 11:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thejumboshrimp.livejournal.com
ew!
and do you remeber that nasty pair of underwear we found and we thought was bonny jean's!
ew ew ew icky ew.

randy is sucha sappy dork who must be shot. class A stock 'love' are you shitting me?
What the hell was bonny jean doing with candles anways...? ugh...i dont want to know...

Date: 2003-08-18 11:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] babybokal.livejournal.com
That is too funny. Too too funny.

"If you have not seen the "PANORAMAS" book by Richard Gingras pick it up and take a look."

That's toooooooooo funny. I'll shut up now.

Date: 2003-08-18 12:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sarah.livejournal.com
You know what would be terribly funny? If these people had a Livejournal and they came across this entry. Hee.

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