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Seemingly everything Huckabee did in New Hampshire revolved around a) Chuck Norris and b) food. So here he are Huck and Chuck at a pancake house. Apparently around 400 people were lured to the event by the promise of free pancakes, eggs, bacon, and sausage—which I rather appreciated, but I was glad I wasn't vegan.

Chuck Norris is much shorter and wimpier in person, though I imagine he's the sort of person who, if you told him this, would kick you in the shins.



I'm missing a few photos from this event that my computer ate, mostly of the young blond Huckabee supporters and their cute blond children, motivated by my culture shock and the distressing realization that some of these kids were going to grow up to be big gay heathens. Maybe even the kid in the baby carrier with the homemade sign reading "HUCKABABEE!"

Luckily I was distracted from these and other horrors by the arrival of the news team from 236.com (link goes to a video covering all the Republican events we attended), the humor site of the Huffington Post, who stopped to ask my bearded father, "Mr. Norris, how did you get into the martial arts?"


After shaking hands and signing autographs on the way out, Huckabee thanked the owners...


and picked up his take-out.


Later, I ran into him and his wife making one of those all-important mid-campaign cake stops. This was on the way to an event in Concord at which he introduced the "Huckaburger," which involves bison and baby greens on a whole wheat English muffin. Which doesn't seem very Heartland Americana Macho Republican to me, but then, what do I know?
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