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Molly: I had an evil idea this weekend.
Ralitsa: What was your evil idea, Molly?
Molly: Well, I thought if I were ever evil and rich, I'd create a game show, and the winner would get a million dollars. But in the fine print that nobody would read it would specify that the million dollars would be entirely in nonrefundable Quizno's coupons.
Ralitsa: Wow.
Sheila: I would not mind that. I'd be set.
Molly: Yeah but remember that you'd have spent the whole time in the game excited that you were gonna win a million dollars, and then you win and you're happy, and after like six weeks of processing or whatever you get a million dollars that you can only spend on sandwiches.
Erin: And soup.
Molly: And soup.

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Sheila: You know what I would do? I would go to a Quizno's and stand outside and stop people and go, "Hey, you going in there? Yes, I think you are! [strange accent] How do you like this, I give you coupon, you give me money, OK?"
Molly: But then you'd have a million dollars all in ones.
Sheila: I would not mind. With a million dollars in ones you could go to a lot of strip clubs and make a lot of people happy.

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Molly: I was trying to think of something eviler than Quizno's coupons, but...
Erin: Baby food.
Molly: Yes. Baby food coupons.
Erin: 'Cause that would stop being good after about two years. You'd be like, "OK, now they're grown up..."
Molly: "And I'm sick of mashed bananas!"
Sheila: "My teeth are decaying from lack of use!"
Molly: "My teeth are atrophying!"

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Molly: But anyway I wanted something truly useless.
Erin: Ladles.
Molly: Oh my God, yes, ladles. A million ladles.
Erin: Laaaadles.
Sheila: Let's all say it once together.
All: Llllllaaaaaadles.
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Right. So my parents own a beach house in Fort Bragg, CA, and they rent it out and it has a guest book. And I'm being rushed, but this is an actual bizarro entry in the guest book. You should read it because it's hilarious.

Day 1 Entry 1

Arrived to forget the past and start a new beginning. Bonny Jean and I are hopefully starting an old life anew again. What a wonderful feeling it is to fall in love with the woman you used to love. Bonny Jean is the mother of my child and the future of my life. I can't tell you how wonderful this feels. This is the perfect beginning to a new day.

Day 2 Entry 2

We had a terrific evening, dinner laughs and fun. Woke up to a scene from heaven. Who needs a counselor? When you can invest $ in CLASS A STOCK "LOVE". If you buy early long term dividends are inevitable. Bonny Jean and I are having so much fun. I love her smile and that look in her eyes. Off to town to make more memories.

Day 3 Entry 3

Have lost all power for almost 24 hours. Lucky Bonny Jean brought candles for illumination, the world is so dark w/o light. Making the best, no water, a shower would be nice. Hopefully tomorrow will bring hot water and music.

Day 4 Entry 4

It's 11:30 and we are late for check-out. Considering squatting until ejection notice arrives. We had a great stay, look forward to sharing w/ friends sometime in the future.

If you have not seen the "PANORAMAS" book by Richard Gingras pick it up and take a look. You will find a great idea to chronicle your lives events.

Thanks again,

[illegible -- Randy?] and Bonny Jean

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